Bedtime stories

Lisa: “Laura, quit kicking your brother’s feet out from under him. He’s going to fall and hit his head on the footboard of the bed and then you’ll be in trouble and you’re going to say, ‘Unh! I didn’t mean to!’ and I’m going to say ‘tough, you should’ve thought about that before and now you’re grounded,’ so stop it already.”

William: “And my head will fall off?”