Snippets of bedtime conversation

I was wearing my Batman mask and cape and they were very very comfortable. I didn’t want to take them off for bed, they are so comfortable.

William, I am not your scratchy, so get off my head. I am not a doll and my head does not come off. Quit pulling my hair!

Mommy, put your feet up here on the bed because my baby feet are missing their Mommy feet.