Finding without seeking, for once

From: Chris
To: Lisa
Date: 11/9/2004 9:34:38 AM
Subject: Do not despair...

for your cosmetic accoutrement device for attracting attention to your inherent aesthetic beauty...

HAS BEEN FOUND
in a dumpster behind the back of the building
after much labor and
two changes of clothes
and a call to the fire department

But it wasn't a problem.
Really.
You're welcome.
I'm just glad I could help.
C

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Really the folks at daycare found it and taped it on the counter next to the sign-in sheet. Somebody was trying to take the credit… Anyhow, who’d have thought! After I resigned myself to the tragic loss, too.