Shave the goatee, please

Ever since he had his accident at work, Chris has been growing a goatee. At first his face hurt too much for him to shave his upper lip, so he was just shaving the sides. And then mysteriously he’d always wanted to try a goatee. So he’s let it grow—it’s been a little more than two weeks. It looks a lot better than his beard in college did (very patchy), but I still don’t like it. And I definitely don’t like how it feels. At least it’s winter now so that if he decides (please) to shave it off he won’t have the multi-colored face. Remember the yellow shirt, Chris? I gave it up for you.