Dreaded silver wombats

I still haven’t found my Ursula Le Guin bracelet.

From: Lisa
To: Chris
Date: 8/22/2005 8:55:32 AM
Subject: woe is me

My heart is still broken. The good thing I got there so early this morning that nobody was at either Target or Wal-mart and I could walk through the entire parking lot and over all the newly scrubbed floors and even ask at the customer service places without waiting. But I am really really really really sad. Some mean person has my bracelet and not turned it in to lost and found. REALLY REALLY REALLY sad. I was going to call the gallery where I bought it, but they don’t open til 10. Do you think they still have them? :(
Going to class now. Tragically and whatnot.
L


From: Chris
To: Lisa
Date: 8/22/2005 10:11:14 AM
Subject: Re: woe is me

You WILL possess this bracelet again if it is the last thing I ever do!!! If I have to, I will visit the rare silver mines of Australia and fight the dreaded silver wombats and recover enough silver to forge with a mold crafted directly from Ursula Le Guin's own personal steel driveway gate and MAKE YOU ANOTHER ONE....

The point is...YOU SHALL BE MADE WHOLE AGAIN!!!

Love,
c